Self Brain Examination...

Just a parody of... you know what!

Brain irregularities have been found rare among women, probably because brains are rare to that subgroup.
Nonethless...if you'r a woman..and unfortunate enough to have a brain...then it is strongly recommended to conduct a self-examination for brain irregularities once every month...

Rub your fingers gently all over your head to check for any lumps. Some lumps are quite benign and can just be ignored..e.g...the nose.

Remember that..some lumps can actually prove beneficial..the nose being a good example.
No..not just because of some healthy nose'y reasons.
Nose can be also used to emit a snort at unexpected moments...to stun the enemy at a distance...or to divert his attention. Some women have (in fact)..mastered the art till the point that they can paralyze an unwary prey at long distance over a mobile phone.

Women in love are considered a high-risk group.
They are susceptible to large emotional swings...and they cause general upheaval among all concerned. Usually these symptoms can be detected as a lump in the throat.. not in the throat of the afflicted woman...but that of the beloved victim...

Women who are in their shopping period should conduct the examination only after atleast a week has elapsed. This is because their bodies are flooded with *loot-o-throne* hormones...which make their brains naturally lumpy during this period.
Women afflicted with credit-card-syndrome should allow 2 extra days to elapse to let the additional hormones subside.


Studies have found two responsible hormones : *loot-o-throne* and *plunder-o-gen*.
These two are countered by a third hormone called *sense-i-mone*.
Female body strives to maintain a very delicate balance of these opposing forces...at all times..
Please be aware that this fine balance can easily be disturbed by triggers like a TV commercial...or...vicinity of a shopping mall.


In case an irregularity is detected...there is no cause for alarm...as the cure is simple: *brain removal*.
Studies have also proved that most daily activities can be performed without it. Some researchers even argue for female brain being a subsidiary organ.
Evidently...some women with severed brains have even gone on to become successful supermodels..TV anchors and bollywood heroines.
It is even suspected that brain removal might be the reason for their success...