Bhala kisi ka kar na sako to...

Yadi bhala kisi ka kar na sako to, bura kisi ka mat karna
Amrit na pilaane ko ghar mein to, zahar pilaate bhi darna.

Yadi satya madhur na bol sako to, jhoot kathin bhi mat bolo,
Yadi maun rakho sabse achha, kam se kam vish to mat gholo,
Bolo to pehle tum tolo, fir mukh-tala khola karna.

Yadi bhala kisi ka kar na sako to, bura kisi ka mat karna..

Yadi ghar na kisi ka baandh sako to, jhopdiyan na jala dena,
Yadi marham-patti kar na sako to, khar namak na laga dena,
Yadi deepak ban kar jal na sako to, andhkar bhi mat karna.

Yadi bhala kisi ka kar na sako to, bura kisi ka mat karna..

Yadi phool nahi ban sakte to, kaante ban kar na bikhar jaana,
Maanav ban kar sahla na sako to, dil bhi kisi ka dukhana na,
Yadi dev nahi ban sakte to, daanav ban kar bhi mat marna.

Yadi bhala kisi ka kar na sako to, bura kisi ka mat karna

Yadi sadaachar apna na sako to, paapo mein mat pag dharna,
Kintu na kabhi shaitaan bano, aur na kabhi haivaan bano,
muni-pushp agar bhagwan nahi to, kam se kam insaan bano.

Yadi bhala kisi ka kar na sako to, bura kisi ka mat karna...

Happiness...

Nothing new..but since I like talking about happiness...

Nothing is better than a drunken monkey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuIYNaKynI

This is another pretty old interesting story..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3580626.stm

“Apparently a black bear broke into a cooler, guzzled 36 cans of beer, and then passed out. The irony is that the bear tried a can of Busch, but rejected it in favor of a local brand.”

'random' v/s 'equally distributed'...

I do this all the time…mistaking ‘random’ with ‘equally distributed'.

 

For instance, if you ask someone to select 5 ‘random’ people in a room..they will choose one/two from the middle..one from the front..one from the back..and the last one from some area of the room un-noticed yet.

They will also make the sex distribution as equal as possible…regardless of the proportion of males/females present in the room.

 

This is not being ‘random’, but actually being ‘equally distributed’.

 

Btw, can humans generate ‘random’ events?

 

I think..it’s impossible to come up with a random sequence just by pulling it out of your head. We can’t help stop thinking..

Blogging Makes You Happy...

Yes...it's proven..

http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2009/02/16/can-blogging-make-you-happier/

This is why i blog (occasionally)..

Nerd?...Well I dont agree any more..

I just took this test online..which is supposed to compare your nerd'ness with the other people taking the test..and below are the results.
I seem not to agree with the results any more...specially after that I am married now..

http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php





Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

4% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
95% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

Sonoluminescence: Sound into Light...

This is interesting…

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonoluminescence

 

“Sonoluminescence is the emission of short bursts of light from imploding bubbles in a liquid when excited by sound.”

 

 

(Ignorant) Morons Can Save Us..

Obama government just passed a stimulus package in US.

As I have read, experts say..this package will (in any way) not directly stimulate anything in the short term (and that's when we need it).
But, with some luck...it would probably manage to bamboozle a hundred million morons into thinking that their government did something useful...and...that in turn would cause them to be more confident and spend more...resulting in stimulating the economy.

The funny thing about this scheme is that it just might work.
Another interesting thing is that no one is trying to hide the fact that the entire plan depends on bamboozling the aggressively ignorant mass.
Whole sole aim is...get those bozos spending again, and if it requires a fraudulent stimulus package to get it done..so be it.
Most people seem to be okay with that.

My theory says, smart people are actually(and ironically) incompetent if left to their own devices. They need stupids around to use their intelligence.
This is what is exactly happening here.
Just imagine...if the world was populated only with the smart and well-informed people..we would all sit waiting for someone else to spend money first...delegating risk..being smart.
Eventually..society would obviously crumble and all of us (geniuses) would be eaten by rats.
Now, if you throw a bunch of clueless ignorant morons into the mix...you will find economy is supercharged. Money flows...confidence warranted..and the economy flourishes.

Our past economic booms depended heavily on morons.
Those wonderful stimulators (morons) of the economy have to buy stocks in perpetually unprofitable companies..or invest in real estate when it is clearly overpriced.

Every economic boom is powered by the clueless.
I find no argument against why the next one should be different...except that the government is doing the bamboozling this time.

And...I like the word stimulus.

Story So far...

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

 

      -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe