Bad Jokes...

GOD play cruel jokes with us..
He might allow you to be anything you can dream of..but there will always be a catch.

For instance, you might become a billionaire, but would end up loosing half of it somehow..or might have to serve jail for two years..

There is (and will) always be a catch.

Just before you read the whole story..consider the following conversation, almighty GOD might have had with still-born-to-be soul..

GOD: Its decided. You will be a billionaire.
Soul: wow!
GOD: But..you'll lose more than half of it... in few months.
Soul: ouch! .. I think it's fine..still a lot of money..I'll be rich anyways.
GOD: And...you'll have to go to jail for two years.
Soul: ??.. I knew it! It's a catch.
(Soul Thinking: It's only two years..so..)
GOD: No. that's not the catch.
Soul: oh!
GOD: And your name will be..Anurag Dikshit.
Soul: He he! Good one. Seriously, what will my name be?
Universe: We're done here, Mr. Dikshit.

Complete story here:
http://www.forbes.com/2008/12/22/billionaires-mitttal-ross-biz-billies-cz_lk_1222billieblowups_slide_7.html?partner=yahoo